Missing In Action
In our effort to put together a list of those volunteers who have run the Seti at Home program the longest, the Clinic Underground has noticed that a large number of them seemed to have dropped out of sight. Our crack investigative team conducted an exhaustive study to find out whether this was just coincidence or something more sinister. Listed below are some of the volunteers that we have identified along with probable explanations for their disappearance. We believe that the information we have collected shows that there is a direct correlation between the length of time that the Seti at Home program is run and the status of the volunteers who run it.
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Replaced by identical alien robot |  |
Under Treatment at the Clinic |
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Possible alien abduction victim |  |
Protected by Tin Foil Hat |
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Time traveler from alternate universe |
| Victim | Country | Date entered program | Patient No. | status |
| Eric Korpela | Neolithic U.S. | November 24, 4714 B.C. | 2 |  |
| Eric Heien | U.S. | July 9, 1947- (18:37:20) | 130698 | |
| Hiram Clawson | U.S. | March 1, 1999- (12:00:00) | |
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| Mats Lofkvist | Sweden | March 1, 1999- (12:00:00) | 104 | |
| John Francis | U.S. | March 5, 1999- (13:18:02) | 1017 | |
| Louie Diamond | April 14, 1999- (19:14:44) | |||
| David Woolley | U.K. | Apil 18, 1999- (11:03:40) | 6730 | |
| Wendell C. Peterson | April 20, 1999- (02:01:52) | 7180 | ||
| Ben Mullin | April 26, 1999- | 8551 | ||
| Drew | U.S. | April 30, 1999- (23:15:24) | ||
| Bart Sabbe | Belgium | May 2, 1999- (08:07:14) | 10207 | |
| Dirk Jr. | May 13, 1999 | |||
| Robert Spelman | May 14, 1999- (17:34:22) | |||
| George Dishman | U.K. | May 14, 1999- (18:31:56) | 25814 | |
| Florin Clapa | U.S. | May 15, 1999- (03:33:27) | 36569 | |
| Alex Barna | U.S. | May 15, 1999- (04:21:05) | ||
| Albert Browne | U.K. | May 15, 1999- (08:12:57) | 40699 | |
| Claude J. Ortega | U.S. | May 15, 1999- (13:17:30) | ||
| Bernie Herman | U.S. | May 15, 1999- (17:13:42) | 48863 | |
| Greg | May 15, 1999- (17:36:53) | |||
| Vince Wynn | U.S. | May 15, 1999- (17:44:38) | ||
| Red | U.S. | May 15, 1999- (20:01:52) | ||
| Eric Johnson | May 15, 1999 | 51472 | |
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| Claude J. Ortega | May 15, 1999 | 43966 | ||
| Eric Habich | May 16, 1999- (18:25:16) | |||
| Patrick Vo | U.S. | May 16, 1999 | 74446 | |
| Michael Connaughton | U.K. | May 16, 1999 | ||
| R.F. Wehringer | May 16, 1999 | |||
| Stilgar | U.S. | May 17, 1999- (01:34:51) | |
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| Ian Kemp | New Zealand | May 17, 1999- (09:31:56) | 89026 | |
| Lawrence Kirby | U.K. | May 17, 1999- (15:00:48) | ||
| Roy Norris | Wales | May 17, 1999- (19:09:19) | 109149 | |
| Mike Bader | May 17, 1999 | 123996 | ||
| Max | May 17, 1999 | 106753 | ||
| Barry T. | U.S. | May 18, 1999- (00:34:45) | 123309 | |
| Mark Haller | U.S. | May 18, 1999- (01:14:21) | 124887 | |
| Joerg Schulthes | Germany | May 18, 1999- (08:42:48) | 137646 | |
| Allison and Roger | U.K. | May 18, 1999- (09:16:13) | ||
| John C. Baker | May 18, 1999- (17:09:10) | 152508 | ||
| Frank Van De Warker | U.S. | May 18, 1999- (22:10:56) | 163369 | |
| Karsten Vinding | Denmark | May 18, 1999 | |
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| Jean-Jack Riethoven | May 18, 1999 | |||
| Josef Faulkner | May 18, 1999 | 173655 | ||
| Jedi | May 18, 1999 | 163401 | |
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| Bob Keeter | U.S. | May 19, 1999- (02:15:05) | 170938 | |
| Kent R. Frazier | U.S. | May 19, 1999- (02:47:21) | 172001 | |
| Jim Woodruff | U.S. | May 19, 1999- (04:06:16) | ||
| Robert F. Carter | U.S. | May 19, 1999- (14:04:13) | 187145 | |
| Dave Lampe | U.S. | May 19, 1999- (17:41:41) | 193424 | |
| Bas van Duijnhoven | Netherlands | May 19, 1999- (19:47:23) | 198223 | |
| Wally Angelseal | May 19, 1999 | |||
| Tim Wood | Australia | May 20, 1999- (08:52:26) | ||
| Mike Price | U.S. | May 20, 1999- (23:26:00) | ||
| Susan | May 20, 1999 | |
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| Nico Bartels | Netherlands | May 21, 1999- (10:23:40) | 250562 | |
| Carolyn Ehlen | U.S. | May 21, 1999- (18:31:07) | 261970 | |
| Colin Paton | U.K. | May 22, 1999- (07:35:02) | 277238 | |
| David Martin | U.K. | May 22, 1999- (11:30:32) | 279687 | |
| j6 | May 23, 1999 | |||
| Jeff Harlow | May 24, 1999 | |||
| Steve Paget | U.K. | May 24, 1999 | ||
| Keith Martin | U.K. | May 24, 1999 |