The location of our
headquarters is a heavily
guarded secret and we are forced to relocate
almost weekly to make sure that it stays that
way.
This is
a picture of some of the sensitive
monitoring equipment that we have
installed inside our Headquarters.
We evaluate
transmissions
from outer space and have an extensive
data bank of information concerning
flying saucer sightings. In addition to
these activities, we also monitor alien
abductions and dispatch our special
investigative team to research some of
the more interesting conspiracy
theories that are brought to our attention.
